holysheerios:

There are a number of things in this world that are not ok and this is one of them

Come on!

dailyjosephgordonlevitt:


Joseph Gordon-Levitt | SNL bumpers

dailyjosephgordonlevitt:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt | SNL bumpers

arendellekingdom:

frozen characters + having a good time 

requested by: anonymous

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?""When I got locked up, for dealing drugs. Actually— I take that back. The saddest moment was when I took my five year old daughter to the doctor and found out she needed glasses. She put on those glasses, and she said: ‘Daddy! Daddy! I can see! I can see!’ Tears just started streaming down my face. What a fucking idiot I’d been. We’d take drives to the Catskills, and we’d point out deer to her, and she’d never seem to see them. She’d always say ‘Where!? Where!?’ It should have been obvious. I spent five years trying to give her everything I could, and I messed up the most important thing.’"

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"When I got locked up, for dealing drugs. Actually— I take that back. The saddest moment was when I took my five year old daughter to the doctor and found out she needed glasses. She put on those glasses, and she said: ‘Daddy! Daddy! I can see! I can see!’ Tears just started streaming down my face. What a fucking idiot I’d been. We’d take drives to the Catskills, and we’d point out deer to her, and she’d never seem to see them. She’d always say ‘Where!? Where!?’ It should have been obvious. I spent five years trying to give her everything I could, and I messed up the most important thing.’"

"Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango."

the-disney-residents:

There’s a line, Cruella. 
-ModOlaf

rikerr5:

long bass.. tehehe 😝 (from nkdmag.com)
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rikerr5:

long bass.. tehehe 😝 (from nkdmag.com)

mrs-rosslynch:

I hope he smiles like this when I meet him and not one of his “you’re ugly I don’t wanna take a picture with you” smiles

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